Sunday, August 23, 2009

1 month sober and the result is...




I drank. I wanted to. A month seemed enough for me.

And boy I drank. 7-8 drinks worth. The result, still sober. WTF. The only thing I felt was relaxed. That is it.. No walking funny, saying stupid things, or blurred vision. I think my body found a new kick on being sober..

Drinking has become wasting money..

We'll see.

So my blog of things while I'm doing while I'm sober, just changed to things I'm doing while trying to get drunk.

Ttfn

Xoxo
Mikey.

-- Post From My iPhone

Saturday, August 22, 2009

Feet popcicles





Taken from my notes last night....

Game master!!!!!

X rated abinos

Beyonce? No peon-ce

-Joey Lawrence

Oh Kirk Cameron!

You know the left behind movie..

Mike cever?

What do you think about that?

Sex
Girl-let's make a baby!! Wdytat

Guy - gamemaster!!!

Crooks!!!

Marco Antonio solis
&
Pepe agular

Sept 12

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Weird right?
So what do you think about that?

- Post From My iPhone

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Hunting the mythical creature: Cody

i live in the sequel of CODY 2: BIG ASS SPIDER FROM HELL....

to view the original CODY: BLOOD THISTY SPIDER youre gunna have to listen to me and ghost's podcast show.. should be up momentary...

WELL..

this is how the movie goes..

i was trying to catch up on the vampy tv show true blood but then found this where the disc i was on..

although great, i needed some sookie and blood, not dwarfs val kilmer turning into a pig,

AND THEN..

"HOLY SHIT! COME DOWN HERE...THE SPIDER IS STILL ALIVE!!!!"*

*not verbatim, added effect for suspense..


So all three, T, D, and ME, run down stairs and,

"IT WAS RIGHT THERE! A HUGE SPIDER THIS BIG" 
        (B's hands up to mimic the size of a basketball, ie. huge as fuck for a spider.)

I've only heard about cody through campfire stories from the midnight society. 

I wasn't creeped out till now..

also me and D just saw district 9 and had the braveness to kill something, extraordinary.
 
so the HUNT BEGINS!!!
"IT WENT BEHIND THE COUCH!"

no luck.

"CUT OPEN THE BOTTOM!"
empty.

2 flipped couches, a bunch of trash shifted around, and hours wasted,
this unicorn was no where to be found...

but hey we found this in the process!!
winter wonderland...

so round 1 was over..we gave up...i was sweaty and tired, also famished to the bone.

so we went back to what we do best.
video games and tv shows...

SOOOKIE!!

A couple episode of true blood down, some bobby's in our bellys..

the thought of cody is just a memory.

then ghost comes home.

we tell him of the day..

ROUND 2!!!!

*Squawking* WE NEED TO KILL IT!

again let me remind you.. me and D were in hunt mode after district 9. we wanted to kill it with a lightning gun and/or sonic boom shotty.

D: "LETS CUT UP THE COUCH"

me holding a golf putter
g with a shaky flashlight.

D: "WHERES A KNIFE?!"
Me: THERES ONE BEHIND YOU..."
result.

still no life.

Talks of burning the couches were in plan..

especially from d. "i want to hear it scream!"

i didnt argue with it.

we felt little jitters on our bodies the whole night.

Cody is still out there...alive. killing.

we must find him.

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on other news...the mykey and ghost show is back in effect..

expect to hear season two very soon. like should be now...


-- Post From My iPhone

Monday, August 17, 2009

This is...

Where you plug in at the trop...




A choking hazard..




Where I'm at right now...



Gettin them dollar dollar bills yall.. Cream!!!

I want to sleep.. Good day!


-- Post From My iPhone

Saturday, August 15, 2009

3 weeks and growing!

I feel like this.



Good. Clean. Out of control.

I want to taste it again. Time might be cut short from my sober binge...everyone wants it to end..well mostly everyone.

For example, a friend sent this when they were drunk..I thought it was funny...

"U are such a godamn zero amount of fun when yur not drinkin..."

Well I thought it was funny. I think I'm still fun when I'm sober mikey...

I can still have fun...this is the fun I have....



Bubble FT?
Yes.




From my man Travis J?

Yup.




Play so hard we have another dead whizbo?

Yessir. Sad, but yessir





Temp tattoos?

Sure.




Runny ink from a dopper? And two free "drinks" at bingo?

Check.




Watching friends beat each other digitally?

Correct.





Take a time machine to the past (or just to fremont) and Watch Jimmy Hendrix rip faces?

Pace.

Yup I still have fun..but not as much fun...anywhoo..no fun for me during the day..this is what I'm doing for 8+ hrs.





Rock!

But hopefully I get to see some Elvis,don't even think I'll make the show :( , but def a much needed hangout with old pals.

Tatafornowbitches.

You know you love me.
Xoxo mikey.

Post From My iPhone

Thursday, August 13, 2009

im surviving my fix through slurpees.

as the night turns blue. i give you this.



gentlemen broncos. i would post the trailer but this is good enough. for now.

Sunday, August 9, 2009

2 weeks and some change


Hello. Its been awhile since i spoke. so here i am. again. to say. its been awhile.


soooo. 2 weeks and some days ive been sober. i have to admit the first couple days were rough but now its smooth sailing. 

but it doesnt help when everyone tells you they hate this decision of mine, and puts a drink in yo face.

i wont break. unless.....

_____ _____ ______

so what have i done while being sober? well.

made elephants out of legos.

ate an amazing quesadilla 


saw a bentley get a parking ticket.

here's a closer look.



yum yum chinese food family style. (actually some of it...kinda gross.)


fell in love with a video game..(odd right?) little big planet.


seriously. good clean _____. 

get them secrets!


IN OTHER NEWS.

I got word from a snake that i'm going to JAPAN! with the higher. im going to film them and take some delish pics. yummy pics so good you can eat them....wait a minute...i think i invented something..

moshi moshi bitches.
in october.

speaking of october. one of the reasons for it being the best month of the year is because of my bday. i like to be selfish on this day. so pajama jam it is. not quite sure where its gunna be. but my eyes are set on this place...



if i cant get this place it'll be in the streets. you know, how they did it back in the day. i have connections. some how.
________________________________

so ill join this circle t-minus a month and a couple weeks.

and ill end up like this guy.

except much more aware. and dancing.

yes. dancing, its a skill i cant waste.

till next time my loves.

xoxo

mikey.

(ps. to the girl i met on this night. (if you read this) just want you to know. i think youre awesome, and i think we should hang out some time. why i didnt ask you for your number, i dunno. sorry. i was sober:)


EDIT: Added quote of the week.
"No, tarot card reading will not be a cool party trick. You shitting on a dragon. That would be a cool party trick." B.Bird.